The road to Hell is paved with good intentions, after all.
Every month when I get my period
I breathe a sigh of relief and thank god I’m not pregnant.
‘Cuz you never know when Jesus is coming back.
And you never know who God is going to choose to be the next Virgin Mary.
Can you imagine anything more scary than staring down between your legs and seeing the little glowing head of baby Jesus?
HOLY SHIT NO THANK-YOU!
I mean what kind of bumper-sticker would you get?
Your son’s an honor student?
Yeah? Well my son walks on water and heals lepers mother fuckers!
Think of the pressure!
Personally? I’d prefer to give birth to Lucifer.
A “fixer-upper”.
The kind of kid that sits at the last supper and complains that Judas got more mashed potatoes.
‘Cuz god knows the holy have done more damage to this world than the devil ever could.
I breathe a sigh of relief and thank god I’m not pregnant.
‘Cuz you never know when Jesus is coming back.
And you never know who God is going to choose to be the next Virgin Mary.
Can you imagine anything more scary than staring down between your legs and seeing the little glowing head of baby Jesus?
HOLY SHIT NO THANK-YOU!
I mean what kind of bumper-sticker would you get?
Your son’s an honor student?
Yeah? Well my son walks on water and heals lepers mother fuckers!
Think of the pressure!
Personally? I’d prefer to give birth to Lucifer.
A “fixer-upper”.
The kind of kid that sits at the last supper and complains that Judas got more mashed potatoes.
‘Cuz god knows the holy have done more damage to this world than the devil ever could.
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I've been compared to Holden Caulfield... Not sure if that's a compliment, but I take it as one. I'm a self admitted gay atheist who dabbles in the writing process to procrastinate from homework and chores.
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